Fri, May 21st, 2010 at 2:21 pm
By Matt Wright
Hello once again from your friendly neighborhood Unshaven Artist. I’m here to talk today about the CW's drama Smallville. Yes, we know the internet is flooded with the news that the show is ending on it’s tenth season next year. Lets see what they did good and what they did wrong.
When Smallville was announced on the then new WB network in 2001, I was intrigued. I wasn’t to far removed from watching the horridness of 'The New Adventures of Lois and Clark'. I was far enough removed to have seen all the Superman movies on VHS and had laughed at the horrible effects of it’s time. Now I was at the ground level of something that could be great. The fans loved the pilot, and soon after the show started with a nice sized fanbase.
So I watched.
Now, most comic nerds/geeks/aficionado’s know the major beats to Superman’s background:
1: He crashes on earth from an alien planet and is adopted by John and Martha Kent.
2: He slowly learns his powers from a small child till his senior year in high school.
3: Lana Lang is his old flame from Smallville.
4: He’s the football star of high school, and college.
5: He meets Lois Lane on his first day at the Daily Planet.
6: Everybody see’s Clark as a big dork with a heart of gold.
(Side note, go ahead and count in Superman comics how many people have the LL initials or have red hair. Go on, I’ll wait….creepy when you think about it.)

I reminded myself that Hollywood versions of superheros don’t always look like their counterparts, and this rule applies to TV as well as movies. As I watched Smallville, I learned to love what those changes with the characters, so kudos to them for writing them to transcend all boundaries, and connect with the modern world. It took a little over a year before I learned that the producer’s had a standing rule of “no flights, no tights” for the series. Considering this was to be about Superman’s childhood developing years, I could live with that. With the list above, it seems it wouldn't be a problem to reach those major beats for his background, and these things would lend themselves to make a great show.


So what happened? Well here’s the good stuff:
We received the villain of the week scenario for most of the first and second season. Moving sub-plots along with Clark and Lex being friends, not friends, friends again, then eventual enemies. New powers emerged with some episodes and the shenanigans that where involved in mastering those powers. All the while, they teased the best one of all, flight, several times.
And now? The Bad:
Clark is the football star for all of ten minutes in high school. Lana and he date on and off. He meets Lois (Season four) while still in High School due to her being a cousin of one of the made up characters on the show (Chloe Sullivan). Collage life happened for half a season before he suddenly worked at the Daily Planet. He shows no distinction visually between him being Clark (glasses, dorky and a mess) to Superman (confident, good looking and all around awesome guy). 
And what really burns me is that after all this "fast forwarding" through Clark's adolescence, he still can’t fly!!!
That’s right, their heading into the tenth and last season of the show and he still can’t fly. Other people get his powers for ten seconds, stand in the glow of earths yellow sun and then shoot off into the sky with ease. Clark’s been soaking up sunlight for the better part of twenty years and can’t even float? NBA players gets more hang time with slam dunk contests then our 'Superman'!
I’ve talked with my fellow partners at Unshaven Comics as well as friends and co-workers on what they think might have fixed the show, over it's run:
First:
Clark needs to have gone to college. The struggle to balance superheroing and college classes would be a major plot point to connect the show to a prime demographic. If it worked for Peter Parker, it can work for Clark Kent.
Second:
The real last season should have been a semi year one of Clark coming to Metropolis to embrace his destiny. That’s when he truly meets Lois, Jimmy and Perry for the first time.
Third:

Lex Luthor should have never died on the show. That’s not to say they won’t bring him back for the last season, but he should always have been in the background somewhere. Be a voice on a phone or story in a newspaper. Hell, take the 'Power Ranger' route and say that he’s at the peace conference in Switzerland for all I care, just include him in the in-show-universe.
Fourth:
Dear Gods in all heavens, stop calling the damn show Smallville!! He’s been living and working in Metropolis since season six!!
Lastly:
The original producers had the rule “no tights, no flights” for a long time. But they (those original producers) have since left after season seven and we’ve seen men (and women) in tights since then. Everybody knows what the costume looks like, so please have him wear it. Enough of this Blur bull-crap. He’s Superman, and if you haven’t figured that out by the big “S” on his chest by now, you really don’t know what you’re watching.
All in all, you're looking at a show that should have run it's course around 8 seasons. The first four are his high school years. The next three are his college years. Have him say he took summer courses and you can skip a year of his college time would be more believable. The last season could have been his first year in Metropolis, as I mentioned before. Easy, clean, and room for telling good stories. So I say thank you TV gods for putting a kryptonite bullet between the eyes of this show next season.





